Bike Jokes One Liners

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Bike jokes one liners. Bike riding in. It s shiny and in mint condition. What is a ghost proof bicycle. One with no spooks in it.

A list of bicycle jokes with something for everyone kids spouses dog lovers even fans of mark twain will get a laugh out of these. You buy a mini van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bikes to fit. What s the difference between a vaccuum and a harley motorcycle. Bicycle joke 2 what is a ghost proof bicycle.

Ride on over to crazy car jokes funny football jokes or even our daring dance jokes. A selection of groan worthy cycling related jokes as told by cycling weekly readers. What are you doing. Your bike has more miles on it then your car s odometer.

Absolutely hillarious motorcycle one liners. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike. Why is sex like riding a bike. You take your bike along when you shop for a car just to make sure the bike will fit inside.

A power bar starts tasting better than a snickers. Move your feet boy i m freewheeling sir bicycle joke 4. One with no spooks in it. The largest collection of motorcycle one line jokes in the world.

Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bicycle when suddenly the one in the front slams the brakes gets off and starts letting air out of the tyres. All sorted from the best by our visitors. Make a stop at beano s great joke generator. Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bicycle when suddenly the one on the front slams on the brakes gets off.

111 of them in fact. Driving one winter s day i spotted my mate chest. Take a brake get it with these serious cycling jokes from beano s genius joke writers. Bicycle joke 3 lie flat on your backs class and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes said the gym teacher.

Good cycling jokes are always welcome and these seven are our favourites. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. See top 10 motorcycle one liners. I think i ll just confiscate his bike geoff kay.

If you think the list is missing some make sure to share them with us in the comments. A big list of motorcycle jokes. No doubt new year resolutions for many include getting fit and i m sure there were plenty of new bicycles that arrived as christmas presents a couple of weeks ago so this week the one liners and puns take the form of bike jokes. The bike looks better than a new one although it is 10 years old.

I m writing this in early january and there seem to be even more people than normal out on bikes at the moment. You have more bike jerseys than dress shirts.