Bike One Liner Jokes

You take your bike along when you shop for a car just to make sure the bike will fit inside.

Bike one liner jokes. No doubt new year resolutions for many include getting fit and i m sure there were plenty of new bicycles that arrived as christmas presents a couple of weeks ago so this week the one liners and puns take the form of bike jokes. A duded up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in sturgis sd. He is called a hardley. Midnight bugs taste best.

After monday and tuesday even the calendar says w t f. Clean one liner jokes. Your bike has more miles on it then your car s odometer. The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you re signing someone s cast.

Harley davidson one liners. A biker s guide to life by penny powers and chuck hays and are reproduced here with the publisher s permission. You have more bike jerseys than dress shirts. There s nothing better than a good smile and what better way to do so that with these clean one liner jokes below.

For this and other titles published by gibbs smith publisher check them out at gibbs smith publishers. These are the one liner jokes they are easy to remember and funny and you can make anyone laugh. Some of the hilarious. We ve rounded up our funny bike jokes in one place so take a stop here and get some giggles in.

Funny collections of bikers jokes pick up lines images puns on bikes bikers will surely love. What do you call a guy riding a honda next too a harley. I find it ironic that the colors red white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. Light travels faster than sound which is.

You buy a mini van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bikes to fit. The liberals can understand everything but people who don t understand them. Biker wisdom one liners. Throwing acid is wrong in some people s eyes.

See top 10 witty one liners. Who doesn t love some good bad jokes moms and dads alike are sure to love these one liners smart jokes and punny jokes this list is bound to make you laugh or at the very least smile. I m writing this in early january and there seem to be even more people than normal out on bikes at the moment. All rated by visitors and sorted from the best.

Check out beano s basket full of cycling jokes to get you giggling again. Why can t a bike stand on its own. Russian dolls are so full of themselves. Absolutely hilarious one liners.

Read on and add these one liner jokes to your collection so you can rattle them off at your next funny family get together. Read them and see if you can find a new favorite of yours. Take a brake get it with these serious cycling jokes from beano s genius joke writers. A power bar starts tasting better than a snickers.