Cycling One Liner Jokes

I think i ll just confiscate his bike geoff kay.

Cycling one liner jokes. Why can t an elephant ride a bicycle. No doubt new year resolutions for many include getting fit and i m sure there were plenty of new bicycles that arrived as christmas presents a couple of weeks ago so this week the one liners and puns take the form of bike jokes. Hah no one gets my humor. I wanted to lower it a bit.

Phew that was a tough climb said jack thought i was going to bonk. Yeah good job i kept the brakes on said jill or we d have slid all the way back down. The second nerd replied well yesterday i was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bicycle when suddenly the one in the front slams the brakes gets off and starts letting air out of the tyres.

You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes. The one in the back yells out hey. I m writing this in early january and there seem to be even more people than normal out on bikes at the moment. Check out beano s basket full of cycling jokes to get you giggling again.

You can do it by yourself but it s usually not as much fun. The largest collection of motorcycle one line jokes in the world. I also really like one liner jokes and those really long and boring ones that everyone hates to listen to. You don t even need a punchline because the joke is on them for listening too long.

All sorted from the best by our visitors. One with no spooks in it. A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying if you can read this than my mrs has fallen. One with no spooks in it.

My humor is quite unique and like to enjoy the faces i get while telling a really long joke. Why are you doing that the first nerd says my seat was too high and was hurting my butt. Dear god if there is such a thing as reincarnation then please may i return as a ladies bicycle seat jack an jill have just climbed le alp de huez on a tandem. Why is sex like riding a bike.

She threw the bike to the ground took off all her clothes and said take what you want. Driving one winter s day i spotted my mate chest. A selection of groan worthy cycling related jokes as told by cycling weekly readers. You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.

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